You Know You’re An All Time Low Fan When:
So this is proof that i have waaay too much time on my hands. Tell me if it sucks or if you have any better ones that should be added.
You Know You’re An All Time Low Fan When:
1.) Your ATL CDs are your most prized possession.
2.) You like the macerena.
+ You say “[insert your name here] likes the macerena.”
++ “Jack” is the name you insert regardless of what your name is.
3.) You need Lullabies to sing you to sleep.
4.) You are Shameless.
5.) You have arguments with yourself over whether Zack’s a douchebag or if Zack’s just quiet.
6.) You randomly steal construction cones & put them on your friends heads.
7.) When you hear someone say "count me in,” you say, “there’s a story at the bottom of this bottle & I’m the pen.”
8.) You have memorized the dance to Poppin.
9.) You want to feel weightless (cuz it would be enough).
10.) You are planning on naming your son Alex, Jack, Zack, or Rian.
11.) You are planning on naming your daughter Maria, Holly, Jasey, or Stella.
12.) Circles are your favorite shape.
13.) You realize Holly is actually about Hollywood and Stella is about a beer, not some girls. 14.) You can’t believe that “fans” don’t recognize Rian & don’t consider them fans at all. 15.) You look in trash cans trying to find your “MOM?”
16.) You're dying to get matching tattoos with them.
+you already have done this.
17.) You feel like you have to stay seventeen.
18.) You have dressed up as one of the band members for Halloween.
+people recognized you.
++ it wasn’t Halloween.
19.) You stalk them on MySpace/Buzznet/Facebook/Twitter
+ you stalk the ATL crew members too.
++ and people that you believe have songs of theirs written about them (like Maria or Jasey)
20.) You think Baltimore is the greatest city for being ATL's hometown.
21.) Whenever you insult someone, you say “nothing personal” afterwards.
22.) You feel like you are damned if you do them, damned if you don’t.
23.) You know the words to Living the Dream even though it hasn’t officially been released. 24.) You've seen every Buzznet video.
+ multiple times.
25.) You know all of the crew members. Aka you don’t say “who’s that?” when they show Grieco or Matt Flyzik or Vinny.
26.) You wish you were Cody Carson and able to sing with them.
27.) You are a straight up hustler.
28.) Your favorite dance move is the "Superman."
+ "....that hoe."
29.) You love Lisa & Kara & think that they make the perfect couples with Alex and Rian 30.) You think Alex & Jack would make the most amazing gay couple ever.
31.) When you see Atlanta abbriviated ATL, you flip out.
32.) If your weekend doesn't go as planned, you just say "maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year."
33.) You know more songs than just Dear Maria, Weightless or Damned.
34.) You know what the three words to remember in dealing with the end are.
35.) You know ALL the lyrics to ALL the songs on So Wrong It's Right.
+ and Nothing Personal.
++ and Put Up or Shut Up.
+++ and Party Scene.
++++ and Three Words.
36.) You sing along to Alex’s indie/emo song & Jack’s boner song.
37.) You've downloaded all of their music videos.
+ including the unreleased Hustler and Circles videos.
++ and the Buzznet videos.
38.) Their songs dominate your iPod.
39.) You say to your friends, "my friends are a different breed. My friends are everything.” + you call these “Vegas moments”.
40.) It always amazes you how incredibly sexy Alex Gaskarth is.
41.) You have named your fish (and snail) after the tour pets.
+you have gotten fish solely for this reason.
42.) Your friends think you're obsessed and need a life.
+ they're right
43.) If you don't have ATL merch, you took an old T-shirt and wrote All Time Low all over it. 44.) Your binder/locker has their pictures all over it.
+because of this you have been “suspended and possibly molested by the school enforcement agency.”
45.) You think Rian and Zack deserve more fame.
46.) When someone asks who All Time Low is, you slap them across the face.
47.) You have turned someone into a fan of theirs.
48.) You obsess over them so much your friends start to hate them.
49.) You have read all of these.
+ you've done at least one of them.
50.) They are without a doubt your FAVORITE BAND EVER AND YOU LOVE THEM WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART!!!!!!!!
- you still reply to the band/crew's tweets on twitter even though you know they won't reply and hope that they'll read it!
- you have the most amazing night ever and sing till your lungs are sore at their shows !
- you make them creative and special gifts/cards/presents to give to them at the shows !
i feel like a bad fan for not knowing. :[
ps.: i've done most of these. i made a shirt to go to one of their concerts cause i didn't have any merch. i love this. im gonna stop now because i feel like this is too long.